Jamie's American Idol predictions: Tiny Hispanic girl beats Tiny Blonde girl in final. Also Jermaine isn't going to make it past March.

With the GOP primaries ending and Peyton Manning being released today I'm wondering where all these rich white guys are going to end up.

Hey look, Storage Wars is on the tele... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Words that make me automatically ignore what you're saying: Webinar, Bieber, Hubby, Preggers, Totes.

It's impossible to feel manly while "swiffering" the floor. And don't suggest grunting while doing so, I tried that.

Reba McEntire then Biz Markee then Skrillex? The DJ at this horse show its either trolling or a mad genius.

$ git add EVERYBODY_PANIC

Can we all pitch in and send some actual cherries to whoever makes cherry-flavored medicine?

Added to the list of things Daisy barks at: Cows, Goats, Donkeys, Horses.

Dear World,
On behalf of all Arizonans, we're really, really sorry about GoDaddy.