tying bows in Nora's fur. It's like super freaking adorable.

a vacation. Like a very long vacation.

like totally sees the end at the bottom of this bottle.

just been stabbed. Like, no joke.

feeling like way too ugly to show his face to the world right now.

to play games... like kid games? Will someone please hit him up before he like totally blows his brains out with boredom?

's pom just like totally raped his face with her tongue. She's like way too cute for her own good.

like totally lost his sex drive...

Resolution: Don't commit suicide.

to be like way drunker than this.