that's just a good decision in general, resolution or not. It would help if you stopped getting wasted on a daily basis, too...

Yeah, I think I'll save not getting wasted for like next year or something...

under the impression that resolutions are supposed to be set very high-why not do your best not to get wasted this year?

doesn't know if he can handle two resolutions at once.

you certainly can, if only you put you mind to it.

that they'd cancel eachother out. If he tries to stay sober he'll end up offing himself, if he tries not no off himself he'll be

drunk 24/7. "It's like way more complicated than that."