Is it just me or does the Vancouver Art Gallery have the most awkward acronym ever?

Say what you will about the guy, but no one rocked the Toothbrush Moustache like Hitler.

I'm not drinking any more of this homemade Irish cream. It tastes like Bailey's threw up in a jar of Vick's VapoRub.

I just had a Ukrainian beer. And when I opened it, there was another, smaller beer inside.

Days like this make me think I could have been a clumsy surgeon. Perhaps the clumsiest surgeon the world had ever known!

Toyota. For folks in a hurry.

I have a nose whistle. But I'm calling it a nose wizzle so I can sound more gangsta.

Ladies, if your bouquet smells like baloney, remember that you're supposed to smell the flowers, not the sentiment behind them.

I sure wish The Safety Dance had been covered during my WHMIS training.

Apple's iPad will make newspapers obsolete. Now Microsoft needs to make a competing tablet so I'll have something to line my birdcage with.