Is it really so wrong to be drunk off your ass at one in the afternoon? Mead release day lets us constantly challenge those assumptions.

I've been hanging around rich people lately, hoping to catch a bad case of whatever gave them lots of money.

I am so happy to hear that The Biggest Loser isn't just 60 minutes of Carrot Top.

Sheets hit you. #InSovietRussia

Despite the Swine Flu danger I'd still rather watch an ill Devo than Il Divo.

I hope I can find an all night chicken place, because now I have a really strong craving for drumsticks.

Stomp is now over. Absolutely amazing show!

At Stomp. We're only ten minutes in and I've never seen anything this good in my life!

At first I was scared of the end of the world. Then I realized it meant Two and a Half Men wouldn't be renewed.

Not using google for internet searches? You're a search engine bimbo -- a Bingbo.