#lol #humor

When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. It's hard for others. When you're stupid, it's the same thing.

#hi #wokes

Hi wokes, today we're going to do something radical: we're going to try opening a history book... without finding reasons to be outraged!

#Coluche #humor #lol

The difference between birds and politicians is that, every now and then, birds stop flying.

#lol #humor

#my #car #junkyard

My car is heading to the junkyard! It almost killed me yesterday and now needs $4,000 in aging repairs… Can’t afford that.

Thank you to the people of Vanier for the help you gave my husband and me while we were waiting for the tow truck.

#humor #statism #lol

Politicians these days, you give them the Sahara to manage, after a few months they have to tax you to buy sand.

#statism #lol #humor

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#statism #lol #humor

#cop #climate #summits #definition #lol #humor

Climate summits?

You know, those upscale events where our leaders gather to discuss how we should all live in caves without electricity.

#lol #humor