Hey, friends, if you could spare some Tumblr/Twitter space, this month's issue of SSBB is getting ignored even worse than our issues usually are.

I'm sure some of you may be happy to know we neither drowned nor floated away last night.

Mike Dies at the End, now on Smashwords. Tori, this isn't only for you, but you better appreciate it. (Also, your elderly father doesn't know how to tag you in a post.)

Bodies in Space is now available at Smashwords for whatever price you want, including $0. Heartwarming gay porn! Tell your friends! Assuming your friends like gay porn.

I have a Smashwords now, so you can go download two of my stories for pay-what-you-want, then read them on whatever device you deem appropriate.

Okay, let's be real: I need another social media account like I need an extra hole in my head, and the way this slows down Firefox means I probably won't be on it very often. Still, I promise my girls I'll try.

, more than anything, this moment to end.