As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
Honesty is the best image.
Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.