hasn't been here for a while. Things look different...

this makes 1,001

karma be damned!

the ace of spades.

I just deleted everything I worked on today..

if you're not following his Twitter, you're seriously missing out.

I almost have ten fans, and most of them are spam

if people in New Jersey are always that fascinated with policemen pulling someone over

you know what, I'm not sorry. I like it over there better.

I've got a heart full of rubberbands that keep getting caught on things..