"how bout we put some south in yo mouth!" DEAAAAADDDD!!!!!

is not cuddling for the rest of the month. I don't want too.

"black? is black better than gold?" "gold might get you jonas brother tix, black gets all 3 of them sucking your dick." - Eastbound and Down

(202): therell be strippers and coke right? (703): no strippers. just coke. (202): i hate this fuckin recession

mad he's the last person on the planet to find out about 1 vs 100... even tho there's some people he cares not to interact with.

this is the death of auto-tune. moment of silence.

you always give me something to converse about. thank you.

just had the meanest memory evar. Popsicle contest. *faps till it hurts*

to fk. like rite now. ugh.

today my vice president Not Sure used the stuff in the toilet to make plants grow. i guess they dont need no electrolytes.