A psycho but goated sandwich I eat all the time is "peanut butter and chocolate chips"

I love when my cat rips a piss and then runs around the apartment howling and screaming. Sometimes it really be like that

this slut

Ordering a burrito in a specifically gendered way

Monday mood

I am playing Pentiment and it is, predictably, INCREDIBLY my shit

I'm doing a really good job at this account

Blazing Saddles is a romantic comedy

hello fuckers

Okay I have only just now seen the desktop UI which is even more insane somehow