Our plane broke so we got diverted and had to make an unscheduled landing in Roanoke. New plane now for a 12 min flight.

The US Army is directing traffic into and out of my apartment complex.

I'm okay. I don't think anyone got hurt- but my neighbor has water pouring through her ceiling.

Every firetruck in town appears to be at my apartment building.

Gmail down for anyone else?

Back in civilization. Well, Chandler, Arizona. Good enough.

Getting sunburn on the beach in Carmel...

Hey, people. Between now and the end of April, I'll be in AZ, CA, LA, OK, OR, and TX. You've been warned.

Dear People Who Make Travel Toothbrush Holders, You might want to look at a modern toothbrush. Any from the past decade will do.

Just got a text from 96348. Anyone know what that is?