what do you call a mushroom that likes to have a good time? a FUNgi!!!

i think nancy should be eaten by pig. any objection/?

you guys replurked. so here it is. my balls.

almost to 10 replurks on my last plurk. plurk yeah bro. i fucking love touching kids!

if this plurk gets 10 replurks im showing my nuts

just finished the interview. i was rock hard the whole time but the lady didn't notice. mission passed.

can someone draw me having sex with marge simpson please please please pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

i have a job interview today. might fucking kill everyone in the store who knows

have a plurktastic night everyone. be good people

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