got my Soc Sec statement of benefits. If I went on disability, I would bring home 70% of what I bring home by working 50 hours a week.

Chimps console each other with hugs and kisses. dsc.discovery.com/news/2...

what's the difference between a friend and a fan?

Plurk is a little confusing because you have to scroll right to see the past. It's freaking me out.

convinced that someone is paying a guy to follow me around with a lawnmower, just to drive me nuts!

Hello, hello... is this thing on?