Making the cover orange is a sure fire way to get me to buy yet another book. Thanks, mrichtel!

Big movie weekend. Planning to see WALL-E, Wanted, Hulk, Get Smart and maybe Zohan.

Getting shockingly disturbing news, only to have it turn around for the better 10 minutes later. Thanks, I needed that burst of adrenaline!

Trying to leave home to rush to the Apple store to hug my newly repaired Macbook, but my evil inbox won't let me.

5 hour nap later, it's 3 AM and I'm awake. Now what? A wee bit of TF2 obviously, but medic or pyro?

The Internet plus free modeling tools equals giant dancing penises: ping.fm/OMww8

Adding 'kthxbye' to my Outlook dictionary at work.

iPhone and Macbook failed on the same day, letting me schedule a single Genius Bar appointment. Bonus!

When customer support reps on the phone say 'unfortunately' on the phone, they really mean 'fuck you, no!'.

You can tell how desperate a company is by whether it puts its icons at the top level or in a folder in the Start Menu.