The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?