Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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WHAT IT SAYS: "Do not touch." WHAT I READ: "Touch when nobody is looking

What the hell is Cristiano Ronaldo doing here???sulia.com/my_thoughts/f7... …

"The sound of your heart, it is the most significant sound in my world." - Twilight

All traffic lights should have countdown timers.

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Manchester City to buy Cavani and Falcao for £100 Million !!sulia.com/my_thoughts/27...

The awkward moment when you start a slow clap and no one else joins in.