Airports: the place where random strangers love to ask you about your headphones. #strangercount2sofartoday

Proposed slugline for new movie Skyline: "We're banking on the idea that you liked and/or have forgotten about Independence Day."

He's just gunslinging out there. Just throwing pick-6's that allow the Jets to cover ... for the love of the game. #yousuckfavre

Is it just me or are an inordinate number of footballers losers their "hats" from play to play these days?

AZ ballot needs an option for "I'm not voting for anyone due to all the insane mud slinging commercials?" That's how I'd like to vote.

The latest episode of Luke's Super Obvious Tweets: the new Kings of Leon album is fantastic! Next week's ep: Apple products are neat!

What is with the laugh track on the Jersey Shore after show? Is MTV trying to turn this into a Spanish Telenovela? #chortlechuckle #gasp

Who else is headed for Spoon at the Rialto right ... now?

I'm looking forward to 5 years from now when the stats reveal that time outs actually improved the accuracy of NFL kickers. #cmoncoaches

I don't know how it's possible, but my hate for Dan Dierdorf grows every day with every single word he says. #onlydownsideofredzonechannel