My seat on this plane is both an aisle and a window seat! Down is also up on this flight. Red blue. Hot cold. Bieber broke. Lohan sober.

Name something ... you do ... at the airport ... show me hackey saaaaaaaaack! #floridanotgermany

I contend there is no way to combine these two things. 1) Crawling under your desk to plug your laptop into the surge protector. 2) Grace.

I'm beginning to resent the lobby each time the free cookie platter isn't out.

Another thing I've learned ... Florida hates walking/running. #allyoursidewalksarebelongtome

Time to go wander Orlando at a 9-minute-mile pace.

Pretty sure I just saw a commercial for rifles. Henry brand rifles. I'm not in Germany so I must be in Florida.

Anyone from Orlando have any good running / jogging path recommendations? I'm staying near Sea World.

Holy crap it's 8:15 and the Sunday night game hasn't even started. I really don't know how I'd live on the east coast.

Special kind of torture: when your flight offers DirecTV and NFL football but your seat's TV is faulty. #avoidseat29aifyoulikefootball