is a gay strip club really 'gay' if the dancers are straight and the audience is partly female?

nottacrap.

candy to children?

it's annoying that I 'plurked' like ten times today and my karma points went down. wtf.

how so many eraser shavings got into my applejuice.

Plurk would be awesome if I knew at least 20 people that used it (*cough*: facebook) but I'm not going to spam people with invitations.

the Plurk Hacker badge, wtf.

it's cheating to be able to edit your posts after you make them. Congressman Weiner should have used Plurk.

just set my plurks to public out of sheer curiosity. Also, I want more emoticons for no reason.

why someone I muted is still appearing on my timeline.