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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo momma's so ghetto, kool aid comes out of her b**bs!

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!