Emperor Morton
@jlm
male Los Altos, CA, United States
BY the grace of God Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico, Guardian of Canada and King-in-Exile of the Four Provinces
thrilled for his surrogate stepsister.
Emperor Morton
hates
getting up in the morning more than anything.
Emperor Morton
wishes
he could take a couple days off just to watch Olympics.
Emperor Morton
wishes
he'd thought to buy HDTV *before* the Olympics.
Emperor Morton
hopes
this Vandy happy hour thing turns out well.
Emperor Morton
hopes
this neck thing subsides soon.
Emperor Morton
needs
the pub to open up so he can start drinking for the Skins game.
Emperor Morton
loves
the view off the deck at the Mountain Winery.
loitering outside the line at the Apple Store.
Emperor Morton
wonders
if he can get Red Branch Cider at Whole Foods.