Emperor Morton
@jlm
male Los Altos, CA, United States
BY the grace of God Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico, Guardian of Canada and King-in-Exile of the Four Provinces
pleased with the football.
rejoices in the conquest of South Carolina. GO DORES!!!!
overjoyed that college football is back TONIGHT!!
relaxes at last now that the clear-and-present dangers are over and done with.
Emperor Morton
needs
to hang on just 5 more hours.
watching the clock. 22 waking hours to liberation.
Emperor Morton
hopes
the Olympics will distract from Ma + Cousin Pa...
Emperor Morton
wishes
it was next Wednesday already.
Emperor Morton
hates
how much power is drained by enabling "push" on the iPhone.
Emperor Morton
wonders
every time he goes to a horse track why he doesn't go more often.