Reverse robocalls #ftw

Am I the only person not watchtweeting #grammys? #ignoranceisbliss

#Valentine's Day gifts for 65 kids, kaya for 150 for Girl Scouts. #Supermom mode: On. #neverstops

Queen is suddenly playing very loudly at the pools at the pro club (we are the champions). Is Balmer here?

I told the girls they had to eat their floor crumbs after I sweep them up. Sky's response: No! That's not being a mother!

To the photog who won't shoot a gay wedding - no weddings w strange customs like chanting, incense and idol worship then? #boringportfolio

Pandemonium at the Asian market. It's like it's free! 好它是免费的！

I know some people in Malaysia with domestic helpers who NEED to watch The Help.

How breaking Dawn or the whole twilight thing became box office will forever elude me.

Tonara - impressive sheet music app but limited library. Listens to me play and tuns my pages for me!!