Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway.

Sweden's previous Minister of Justice amused the Americans on her visit. Her name is Gun Hellsvik, pronounced "gun hells week".

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

"If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver.