walang kwenta ang unli mo kapag hindi nagtext sayo ang taong inaasahan mong magtext.

wag hayaang masyadong magmaganda ang nanay kung ayaw mong malate sa pupuntahan.

tip to reduce weight: first turn ur head 2 the left and then turn it to d right. repeat ds exercise every time u r offered something 2 eat.

“habang bata ka pa, akala mo, lahat ng bagay ay panghabang buhay na.”

napatunayan ko ring totoo na kapag mas papalapit ka sa bahay nyo ay mas nahihirapan kang pigilin ang iyong ihi.

kapag hindi ka mahal ng taong mahal mo, ikaw ‘yong letter “E” sa word na LOVE Andyan ka lagi pero hindi pinopronounce.

ang mga babae parang algebraic expressions…pinakamaganda ‘pag simplest form…

can you cry under water?

why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?