How do I friend people?

I find no use in technology of sorts.

This technology is too complicated.

What are these face things?

I need a drink.

This thing-a-majig is so confusing..

I am blocking Scythe as soon as I figure out how.

How do I block people?

Why can we not use owls to message people?

I am not friending Scythe. What the hell?