why don't you hang out with both of them at the same time-shelby

big ol tittays

a butt plug for every day of the year!

aaaaa-haaaa!

it's a boat that you can fuck

i hate keys so i leave my screenless window to our house unlocked. one of my room mates locked it this weekend while i was gone.

yesterday i did dmt and then made this

"do you want to go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes?" "do you want me to frosty chocolate shit my pants?"

yeah yeah yeah i get it you have opinions and shit. look, just sit on face already so i can get the fuck out of here

i always get jealous when other guys talk to my pokemon