iceland, i miss you

45.67 karma? psssssh i got like 450 on reddit

eh, i'd rather be jerkin it

all i want to do is watch dexter

when will people learn: it is not the answers you put on the test, it is how fast you complete it that determines your grade

it's not witty, it's annoying and obvious.

being a god is so much harder than most religions make it out to be. this is bullshit, i only signed up for this so i could get hot girls

if detroit went from 2 million to 450,000, do you know how many free buildings there are to adventure in?

i am out of substances . no pills, no booze, no other assorted drugs of any kind. A DAY SPENT SOBER? what is this, middle school?

well it took 22 years but i finally managed to convince a girl to date me.