I’m so bad at texting back yet I get so sad when no one texts me.

Coffee is a ritual that brings us together 

Im crazy?! What's crazy in this world that refuses to let me be with you!

D'best ang "kita tayo" at "gusto kita ma-hug" 😍

Ikaw yung babaeng hindi dapat sinasaktan.

I've no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.

37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.

Imagine if you would hit the clock in the morning and the clock would hit you right back. 
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I think it would be truly alarming.

Thank you, my arms, for always being there by my side.

A woman was just taking a bath when she heard the doorbell. She thought she’d just pretend not to be home but then the ringer called, “Hello? Anybody home? I’m the blind guy!”