as usual I will bombard derick with random strings of words about his cognitive inability to use capitalization properly.

alright let's get this party started <insert shitty persian music>

his iphone. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

off to Team Fortress 2, bitches. Marathon game ftw.

AIN'T NO REST FOR THE WICKED

oh snap my karma just went up - again. 19.61 now.

shoe soup this instant

a full time lesbian. HARROW EVRYONE LOLZ

going out to watch Ironman 2 with his primary school friends later on.

you're so hot, you make a blind man say "damn".