LOL

10 bucks says derick falls into manic depression after this session of plurking, anymore takers?

The only band I even remotely like is Coldplay - Everything else sounds crap to me.

WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU PEOPLE

derick is starting to mentally break down such that I just need 7 words to 'own' himself.

oh snap my karma just went up. WHAT IS UP WITH THIS THING

I'm still peeved about having to answer all the old hag's questions when all the girls decided to target me.

xueying's blog astounds me with it's explicit writing and satire, although the whore part might've been a wee bit over the top.

ZOMG SHOE SOUP

Derick, you capitalize like your mother, unless your mother capitalizes very well, in which case you capitalize nothing liker her.