我要有新的心頭肉了！！ＹＡ！！

親愛的李小姐，快來找我玩唷!!!

學校的亞洲人都哪去了?

論文真是個不能輕碰的玩意呀。唉!

I can't believe my junior high school friend is getting married.

honor thesis是痛苦的來源。我需要雞心!!!!

I just fell on ice twice and my pants is totally wet and I am on the way to my three hours long exam. What a day.

賤ㄟ你，賣那麼爛的東西給我，我要full refund!!!!!!!

結果我比T-mobile 的人還聰明。噗。

鄉下人的開車技術高明到打左方向燈然後往右轉。