Sure wish wikileaks would go forward with whatever plan they have to replace Twitter. I'm so psyched.

Terrorists apparently in Munich, right this very moment.

I am drunk

We should build a wall around nyc specifically.

Ted Cruz just destroyed his own career last night, failed to endorse Trump! Sad!

Just sent out my final tweet! Never going back.

I can't wait to see $TWTR this evening, it's going to be HYSTERICAL!

you should change your profile picture if you haven't already!

Alright, so just by adding some profile info and a picture, I now have 7.5 karma points, which is cool.

YOOOOO, sure hope Plurk is better than twitter. I don't want ANYBODY to be censored over tweets.