Forgiveness is a virtue and essence of what is good in life. Learn to forgive and you rise above mortals.

I'd rather be hurt by the truth, than protected by a lie

Colonel Sanders is your typical male. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs

I just started to finally remember to write 2011, and now I have to start writing 2012

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession

Men are like Facebook, once you get to know them, they change again

The number of times you've found a hair in your food is not nearly as scary as the number of times you haven't...

An optimist is someone who just doesn't have much experience.

wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

Don't you know it's rude to talk while I'm interrupting? (rofl)