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Facebook makes high school reunions awkward. Hey, I haven't seen you 20 years. So how was that nap you took this afternoon?

If there's one thing everybody can agree on, it's that people can't agree on anything

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.

I hope my New Year's Resolution to only say nice things about people isn't misinterpreted as a vow of silence

To err is human. To blame someone else is politics

To err is human. To blame someone else is politics

You mean it's not normal for the ATM to play a laugh track when it displays your balance?

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice

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