My brain is bored....i need to learn something new i should practice masturbation with my left hand
I wonder i i have enough butt hair to shave in a clever saying
I think my left foot is a little bigger than my right foot
I just noticed i have a freckle by my thumb
to do list for the next 7 minutes.....Scratch my left nut, scratch my knee, swollow my spit so i dont droll, and count celling tiles
The boredom got the best of me now all i have left to do is text random thoughts
Oppertunity is not rare the quality to recognize it is
Sheep are sheep wolves are wolves lions sit back watch learn and jump when the need to here's to the the last gulp
Russian night turn out well salute to vodka conversation got deep stephs older bro knows more about the utah county scene than me
Made up holidays kick ass