ADIK SA AMERICAN IDOL . haha

Minsan nagla2kad aq, nag-iisa. Lumingon aq sa kanan, wla akOng nakita. Lumingon aq sa kaliwa, wla rin akOng nkita. Kaya ayun. tumawid n ako!

G: Marunong ka ba lumangoy? B: Hindi eh. G: Pano kapag nalunod ako, sino sasagip skin? B: Wag ka magalala, mgaling nmn aq mag mouth 2 mouth.

Isa lang ang matinding kalaban ng Tide, Ariel, Surf, Safeguard, Joy, Downy, Head & Shoulder, Colgate, at iba pa, . . . . . . Ang BRAND X! xD

Paano kayo magiging TOGETHER kung `di ka gagawa ng paraan TO-GET-HER? -copied

BEAUTY PAGEANT judge: wt if u fnd out ur boyfrnd haS AIDS,wt wL u d0? contestnt: i'd stL luv him (EVRYBODY CLAPS.) bc0z AIDS dsnt maTer!

"Walang malayong kulangot sa mahabang kuko!!"

sa lOob ng jEep. Boy : (nangungulangOt) Lola :uhm, ihO anu kinukuha mO? Boy :engineEring pO. Lola :ah, akala ko KULANGOT .. haha ROLF.

A person who truly loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes in the smile on your face.

We learn to LIVE , we shall learn to DIE. -Robi Domingo