if you're Jesus, then today is christmas! Happy birthday. Stay pervert.

Duh mbak, jangan garuk2. Itu ketombenya jatuh semua. What the hell are you doing anyway? Building something from the scratch?

,".. need a ton of expresso to make a rainbow totally black . What a day ..!"

Maybe, if the archeologists dig around the stonehenge, they will discover angry birds and the pigs.

"If absence makes the heart grow fonder, then some people I know haven't been gone long enough". Good morning

A religious dyslexic dog will do many narcissistic-selfie pics.

Read. Because people need to install new software into their brains.

If you can rename yourself, what it would be?

Oh yes, most kid is special to his/her own mom. But to the rest of the world? Come on rabid bundas…

GBUs: km mesti bisa bahasa roh biar dijawab doamu sama Tuhan. God: listen you punk! I understand any lingo! I'm the mother fucking G.O.D