there's a storm coming and I can feel it in my back. Sucks

to learn a new instrument. Any suggestions?

wicked heartburn. That's what I get for having peanut butter cups for lunch.

just realized the Columbus Crew logo isn't Run DMC

this has to be the corniest episode of Bones in a long time. I just hope they don't start singing.

Glee is a stupid show.

Oh, and try not to get "bodily fluids" everywhere. They'll catch you for sure.

if there's one thing I've learned from CSI, it's that you should always wear shoes a few sizes too big.

the makers of Aciphex could have picked a better name.