"The successful man learns to live his life one situation @ a time"

"Homosexuals are trying to have sex with themselves the only way they can"

"Look life in the eye & deal with it"

"Confident women who believe in themselves really turn me on"

"If you aren't taking care of your homework, don't get pissed when someone else does"

"3 kinds of men don't look @ women: blind, gay, & dead"

Howdy from west TexasThat's about everyone I want to introduce you to right now folks.