"Marriage seems to be what a lot of women do when they get tired of regular sex"

' I think we should build a 30 foot fence around Texas & tell the United States to go to hell"

"If the legal system can't deal with the guilty it may be time to bring back public hangings"

"Only pussies beat women"

Faith is knowing you can catch me if I jump out of a 2nd story window during a fire; but trust is actually jumping"