For the love of god, CLEAR THE RUNWAY!

Wow, there are a lot of ridiculous-looking people at Fashion Week.

having problems with his phone. Handset no longer allows the other party to hear me speak.

digging the lights on WashAve. That must be costing a fortune.

just gave someone questionable directions to the train station

on a takeout mission

I failed to receive the dorky-plaid-shirt memo. Thank God.

Looks like the debate team came out tonight.

A hobo outside the office told me i look like a bookworm. And he asked if i have a library at home.

he could bring himself to case less. Then a giant refer to a missing online component would bother him a lot less.