I'm back on plurk, glitches! At least for the next 45 seconds...

I don't really hate the world... just annoyed by it at the moment. Carry on.

yes. I have no bananas. I also feel I have used that joke/quote before.

I really hate April 1.

Oh, earthquakes are so much fun! At least they've all (so far) been quite minor. knocks head -- I mean, wood

Moo. As a test. And stuff.

Today is a car alarm day. No doubt about it. At least 10 in the last three minutes.

Desperation reaching critical. No solutions in sight.

Today's random word is "epithet."