Bleah... Churning test VMs to get ready for a vendor visit

If the ambulance is there for over an hour and the stretcher's empty on the lawn, I'm guessing someone died.

C'mon, Eggles: keep the hammer down through at least the third quarter.

About fucking time, Flyers...

You might be able to take the Lohan out of the trailer-park, but you can't keep them out of jail?

Not sure how the dogs think I could share a berliner with them...

Funny to see Penn State's FaceBook page posting up a "Beaver alert"... post.ly/3e8Yc

So the Greeks were playing rock/paper/tear-gas, today?

If an automated door opens slower than a bank vault, set the activator button further from the door!

Looking at the user reviews of the new "The Thing" movie (is.gd/rNRBVa) I wonder if I saw a different movie.