here i come chef fadhil.imma gna whip up buka in bed !wakakka.

nah, i believe the expression is used to call elephants fat. wait aren't they fat already?

where is my Final Destination movie Ticket?! shit

i just got invited to Allison Iraheta's page.red head alert or what?

Conversed in FB with a girl who got her bra snapped by her mother as well as introducing me to a pen which massages. My Night Is Complete.

that woman has the attention span of a gnat.

Lalita Gupta : US indians or COME TO OUR CASINO indians ??

2 more antagonising days to see ANBERLIN performing thier acoustic set.

Penny : Why couldn't all guys be smart like you. Leonard : Because the human race wouldn't survive. Penny : Yeah, you're prolly right.

a tie on a dooknob is usually a coded message that the person does not want to be disturbed and is BUSY. - Sheldon Cooper