i wish i had a wife like mrs smith.

Flowers can make any girl glow.

it's a fact that you attracte indonesian guys - fhy.

nothing beats listening to paramore before breaking fast.

that women tend to overrate men to much.

once again i got ripped off by Long John because they gave me a miniscule fish and half-dead coleslaw.

i just said that i love violence.is something wrong with me?

got busted for putting ants in my grandpa's coffee.

if i were in a moshpit and i saw a floating cap., i can't resist but to come and knock it over. is something strangely wrong with me?

i want a honest woman with an honest dream.