first day of classes and the word "homework" appeared... JJJJJUUUUUSSSSSTTTT GGGRRREEEAAAATTTT

nw: MY SUPER FAN GIRL

evenin'!

my room is filled with candy... ANTS are UNAVOIDABLE.

iits FFRRRIIICCCCKKKIIIINNNN raining again

"CHEWING GUM IS REALLY GROSS
CHEWING GUM I HATE THE MOST
see it makes perfect sense"
-willy wonka

ROSES ARE RED
BACON IS RED
POEMS ARE HARD
BACON obsessively waiting for breakfast tomorrow..

if plan A doesn't work... don't worry, there are still 25 letters in the alphabet

dear girls, i'm just helping you reel in a vampire boyfriend sincerely, your period

dear olive oil,
if you're made of olives, then what am i made of?
sincerely,
baby oil