My fuck-giving capacity is at an all-time low tonight. Who wants to talk about weird shit?

for the rest of today, everything that is not self-indulgent: i.imgur.com/kwDGP.gif

late to interview. Told them "I'm tougher than I look".

[rl] fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck getting to this interview will be a disaster

My legs are pure fucking agony from the knees down

So I just got back from Occupy DC, where I glitterbombed a police officer and was naked from the waist up ten feet from a line of cops.

Making a good cup of tea from tea that is not already in a bag is a science AND I AM NOT GOOD AT SCIENCE

This is the nerdiest way I have spent a Saturday in probably five years.

Dear people in this apartment complex:

I just heard an angry male voice roaring "STOP TOUCHING MY NIPPLE I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT"