hot or not ahoy

[bg3] let my mind wander for a minute and this lil shit manifested

event post will go up as soon as i figure out what languages eliot would be able to communicate in lmao

[bg3] gonna try to vent about the fight i'm stuck at without spoiling too much

[bg3] I swear my family has some kind of sixth sense for when i've reached a sex scene in a game lmao

[bg3] I trusted the autosave like a fool

Eliot on the finder

hhnnnngh... baldur's gate 3 finally acquired. will sit here vibrating until download is complete

[rl] alright, brain, i'm sure you had a real good time cooking up a month's worth of nightmares and condensing them into about six hours last night, but the game is over. you pull that shit again tonight and i'm shoving a whisk up my nose and scrambling you

Eliot wanders the streets looking for people having trouble with their oranges so he can swoop in and peel them while looking cool tbh